Hawk Carmichael Jr. vs. PS3 vs. Super Mario
**We are at a local video store where they are having a video game contest going on. We begin to move a little closer showing all of the people that is participating in the contest, one of them happens to be Hawk Carmichael Jr. himself. As he is getting ready to take on his two opponents, both seemingly being video game characters or something. One just loves to play video games all of the time, as if that is his life PS3, while the other has the name of a video game character, Super Mario himself.**
Hawk Carmichael Jr.: My brother Mack previously faced one of my two opponents from tonight Super Mario. So tonight before I get into the ring to face off against Mario, I am out here with these lovely fans, playing these video games that both of my opponents seem to love playing. They both are named after something dealing with the video games, one is name after the Playstation 3, while the other is named after a video game character by the name of Super Mario. Thing is unlike the video game character this Super Mario is not out to save a princess or any of that lousy video game out comes.
**Hawk Carmichael Jr. stands back waiting in the line to take his turn at playing the video game that is right in front of him, the only difference being this would give Hawk a bit of exercise and training while playing.**
Hawk Carmichael Jr.: PS3 hmm, what the hell kind of name is that buddy, I know it isn’t your real name but only a nickname, but it does come from your original name of Peter Scott III, who in their right mind would come up with that name for their child, or even themselves. Damn man, what is the freaking world coming too these days, we have a dude that lives in the fantasy world, and then a dude that thinks he is a video game character. Oh hang on a minute that means we have two guys that live in the fantasy world, one that loves to play the fantasy world and one that lives it every single day. OMG how in the world did I get stuck with these two opponents.
**Hawk Carmichael Jr. begins to move forward as the last group in front of him moves out of the way, as they have finished their turn at the game. At least the previous looser moves out of the way, Hawk Carmichael Jr. steps up and picks his own self as his wrestler of choice.**
Hawk Carmichael Jr.: Well PS3 here we meet once again, but this time it is very, very different, we are no long in tag team action against each other. We are going up against each other one on one; no one to tag out if either one of us gets worn out. Which that would be you my brother, because let me see here you are the one that sits behind a video game, where as I who works out, and lives my life to train for my matches. Your training Peter would be to sit behind a video game, playing it over and over training yourself for the match. Whether it is a wrestling video game or whatever kind, the only video games I will play is the one you see right here.
**Hawk Carmichael Jr. about that time right out in front of him punches forward, as does the game version of himself does on the screen. As he is playing the Wii version of the PWSI video game.**
Hawk Carmichael Jr.: Both of you guys are pure losers, how in the heck do you even make a living anywhere with the way you two are. You guys go into matches thinking that it is some sort of game or something, just like the rest of your lives is some sort of game. Dudes this is the real world; you need to get a life man. You guys think that wrestling is some sort of joke huh, Mario you might have defeated my brother Mack, in your very first match over here on PWSI. You are going to be so lucky tonight though, you are going to lose this match up. Even though you might think otherwise, you have both PS3 and I looking to make sure you do not win this match.
**Hawk Carmichael Jr. continues to fight moving every which way to do the moves of his in the video game. After awhile he connects with his finishing move and pins his opponent winning the match.**
Hawk Carmichael Jr.: Peter, I really hope you don’t plan on winning this match, like you have the past few that we had against each other; tonight you will not have your little buddy behind you. You realize that right? Probably not, since you live in your little fantasy world, well let me tell you right now, your little buddy will not be getting involved in our match tonight, and if he even decides to step one foot into that ring, I will have no choice but to take it into my own hands and throw him out just as fast as he stepped into the ring.
**Hawk Carmichael Jr. begins to laugh as the next opponent steps up to the game area, as the person then picks Super Mario himself.**
Hawk Carmichael Jr.: How do you two plan on winning this match up tonight, you guys really do not have a plan of attack or anything do you? It really doesn’t matter if you do or not though because once you step into that ring, all of you planning will be dropped away, because I know you both better then you know yourselves. I have seen you guys wrestle countless amounts of times, including facing off against one of you guys. It doesn’t matter how many times that you have defeated me before now PS3, because all of those times it was tag team action. We haven’t had the pleasure of facing off in one on one competition. Until now that is, so now I will get you.
**Hawk Carmichael Jr. begins to smile as he continues to wrestle this knew opponent.**
Hawk Carmichael Jr.: You guys are very lucky that my brother Mack was involved in the hardcore match, and that our match wasn’t a hardcore match in itself, because you would have sure been going down. You are going down anyway, but you would have went down very harder. You guys really don’t know what you guys are getting yourselves into though; you guys are in my yard now. I have been here in PWSI for awhile now, and then both of you showed up, it wasn’t that long after me though that you PS3 showed your face, but Super Mario you came along the same time as my brother Mack. That shows you haven’t been here too long, so I will forgive you for any of the crappiest words that you say tonight, but PS3, you know me by now and you know I am not someone that you will be able to take lightly in our match.
**Hawk Carmichael Jr. finishes up that match winning the competition as he begins to smile, while receiving his winnings. He then walks away from everyone after signing a few autographs. Hawk Carmichael Jr. then heads over to his car where he climbs inside and heads off towards the arena where he will be taking on both PS3 and Super Mario.**
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- July 3, 2011 / 10:37 PM
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